food
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Easy Cheese
I’ve previously written about Uncrustables and Goober Grape but this seems like it might be the most American food of them all. USA USA USA What I knew I mean, it’s cheese from a spray can. I don’t know that I needed to know much else. I always assumed that it was kind of a Continue reading
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Happy Gilmore
In retrospect, I can’t tell if a writing about a series of nuclear apocalypse-themed movies and then leaving that post up top for months was the best or worst idea. I suppose there are only four of you reading this and you all know that 1. I’m still alive and 2. not in a bunker. Continue reading
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The Snoopy Sno-cone Machine
When I was a little kid, I wanted everything. I’d like to think I’m better about it now but I’m writing this waiting for the Nintendo Switch 2 preorders to begin. What I knew One of my many childhood wants was the Snoopy Sno-cone Machine. Makes sense. I loved Peanuts comics. I loved treats. And Continue reading
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Goober Grape
Trying to write one of these on my phone. I wonder how much I’m going to have to fix later? Anyway. Let’s take a return trip to Smuckers’ unnecessary PB&J developments. What I knew It’s peanut butter and grape jelly in the same jar. Always seemed kind of pointless. But Uncrustables seemed pointless too and Continue reading
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Uncrustables
The concert review is still coming, I promise. Someday. I’m on a Discord server where people talk about foods and snacks and stuff. Recently, a few of those folks tried their first-ever Uncrustables and I became inspired. Would it be better if I was more easily inspired by other things? Probably yes. What I knew Continue reading
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Pocari Sweat
A quick googling confirms that I first heard of Pocari Sweat in Dave Barry Does Japan, a book that was adored by 17-year-old me to a frankly embarrassing degree. Also a book that under no circumstances do I plan to revisit, for the most obvious reasons. I might skim back through 1997’s Dave Barry in Continue reading
About Me
James. 49. Canadian. He/him. Here for everything I’ve missed.
There’s a musician with my name. I’m not him. He’s probably seen The Godfather.
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