movies
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Easy Cheese
I’ve previously written about Uncrustables and Goober Grape but this seems like it might be the most American food of them all. USA USA USA What I knew I mean, it’s cheese from a spray can. I don’t know that I needed to know much else. I always assumed that it was kind of a Continue reading
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Happy Gilmore
In retrospect, I can’t tell if a writing about a series of nuclear apocalypse-themed movies and then leaving that post up top for months was the best or worst idea. I suppose there are only four of you reading this and you all know that 1. I’m still alive and 2. not in a bunker. Continue reading
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Threads
As a kid, I remember being fascinated by nuclear war. Not GOOD fascinated, you understand. I was terrified – like, sobbing in bed while the adults listened to the news in other room level terrified. But also fascinated. I remember a book in grade school about a kid whose house had a fallout shelter, and Continue reading
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Fritz the Cat
Sometimes you scroll through what’s leaving Prime soon and sometimes you make a decision and sometimes you have an experience. What I knew Dirty cartoon cat movie. Not really much beyond that, though. It was a thing I’d heard references to but had never really looked into it. I suppose I could say the same Continue reading
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Grizzly Man
I already said I didn’t mean for this to be a movie blog, but I especially didn’t mean for it to become a documentary blog. At least the next one is going to be more of a miniseries instead of a feature-length film. Branching out! What I knew Very famous and critically successful documentary! Werner Continue reading
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An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
I watched one good movie. Got it out of my system. What I knew I read Spy magazine in the 90s. I don’t really know why. It offered nothing for a teenager from Saskatchewan, other than you could occasionally see a boob sometimes. I think I was just the kind of kid who would read/watch/listen Continue reading
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Moon
As you might have noticed from my picks here recently, I’ve been staying pretty far away from anything that isn’t funny or light. I attribute this to basically everything happening in the world. Since my last post, I’ve watched Mr. Dressup: The Magic of Make-Believe, The Sound of 007, and The Greatest Night in Pop, Continue reading
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Dear Mr. Watterson
This was never meant to be solely a movie review blog, but one of my New Year’s resolutions was to watch more movies. Another was to write more. Plus, I don’t really have a way to write about Calvin + Hobbes here otherwise. What I knew I’ve read every Calvin + Hobbes strip a zillion Continue reading
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WolfCop
You can count on me to support local arts. It might just take me a decade to do so. What I knew I knew it was about a wolfman who is also a cop. Locally made B movie. I think they won a contest with the idea to get some funding, maybe? And a guy Continue reading
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Jackass Forever
Since the last update, the only Oscar nominee I’ve seen is Conclave. It was the kind of movie I wouldn’t have sought out for myself but maybe should as it was very good. Had a surprising number of turtles. The Oscars are a lot closer than I realized and I don’t think I’m going to Continue reading
About Me
James. 49. Canadian. He/him. Here for everything I’ve missed.
There’s a musician with my name. I’m not him. He’s probably seen The Godfather.
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