Actually Never

I don’t want this to be just a snack blog any more than I want it to be just a movie blog, but I want it to be a dead blog least of all. And this was pretty good, unilike thos Beans.

What I knew

I’ve watched too many videos of Americans trying British snacks (and vice versa) to not know of Monster Munch. Specifically, pickled onion flavoured Monster Munch. Are there other Monsters Munch? I don’t know, don’t care to look it up, and will not be answering that question here.

It’s best not to consider what I could have done with the hours spent watching complete nonsense on Instagram and YouTube. This blog is just one of many aspects of my life that I’ve neglected.

What I know

Them things is thick.

Should I say thicc? Can I say thicc? I’m old, I don’t know when saying something like that is funny and when I’m treading on dangerous territory and when it’s just cringe. Cringe I’m okay with. I kind of have to be. I mean, you’ve met me.

Anyway. Yes. These are puffed corn snack things in a form not unlike those Cheetos that were shaped like Chester Cheetah’s paws, but a little firmer and at least twice as thick. Almost a little hard to eat due to the size of them. This did not stop me from polishing off the whole bag.

I wouldn’t have guessed “pickled onion” as the flavour if I didn’t know it ahead of time, but I suppose it’s more marketable than “salt & vinegar but kinda different from other salt & vinegar snacks you’ve had.” Honestly, I think pickled onion could fly as a chip flavour here.

Thanks to the local candy store for bringing in all sorts of imported delicacies so I can waste your time on here once every few months or whenever I get around to it.