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I already said I didn’t mean for this to be a movie blog, but I especially didn’t mean for it to become a documentary blog. At least the next one is going to be more of a miniseries instead of a feature-length film. Branching out! What I knew Very famous and critically successful documentary! Werner… Continue reading

I watched one good movie. Got it out of my system. What I knew I read Spy magazine in the 90s. I don’t really know why. It offered nothing for a teenager from Saskatchewan, other than you could occasionally see a boob sometimes. I think I was just the kind of kid who would read/watch/listen… Continue reading

As you might have noticed from my picks here recently, I’ve been staying pretty far away from anything that isn’t funny or light. I attribute this to basically everything happening in the world. Since my last post, I’ve watched Mr. Dressup: The Magic of Make-Believe, The Sound of 007, and The Greatest Night in Pop,… Continue reading

This was never meant to be solely a movie review blog, but one of my New Year’s resolutions was to watch more movies. Another was to write more. Plus, I don’t really have a way to write about Calvin + Hobbes here otherwise. What I knew I’ve read every Calvin + Hobbes strip a zillion… Continue reading

You can count on me to support local arts. It might just take me a decade to do so. What I knew I knew it was about a wolfman who is also a cop. Locally made B movie. I think they won a contest with the idea to get some funding, maybe? And a guy… Continue reading

Since the last update, the only Oscar nominee I’ve seen is Conclave. It was the kind of movie I wouldn’t have sought out for myself but maybe should as it was very good. Had a surprising number of turtles. The Oscars are a lot closer than I realized and I don’t think I’m going to… Continue reading

I told you I’d be focusing on Oscar movies. I just didn’t specify they’d be from 2009. In fairness, I watched this a few weeks ago. And since my last post, I did watch 2025 Best Picture nominee The Substance and Best Animated Feature Film nominees Flow and Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl. Enjoyed… Continue reading

I spend far too much time watching nonsense slop on my phone. Not TikTok, it’s not for me; I watch TikToks that have been reposted as Instagram Reels instead because I’m an adult. And I do that for far too long and then I’m sad about how much time I’ve wasted. I made a few… Continue reading